00:39:24 <m-relay_> <p​reland:monero.social> Cake wallet and Monero are switched places; this is clearly a conspiracy for cake wallet to takeover Monero /j
00:39:55 <m-relay_> <d​iego:cypherstack.com> Oh oops. Toddler got a hold of them and was playing with them.
00:40:05 <m-relay_> <p​reland:monero.social> Oh lol
01:00:22 <m-relay_> <s​hortwavesurfer2009:monero.social> If you are willing to help people get their first monero join the room
01:00:28 <m-relay_> <s​hortwavesurfer2009:monero.social> https://matrix.to/#/!gQJbRTGiTuVmJhnVGe:matrix.org?via=monero.social&via=matrix.org&via=kernal.eu
01:20:28 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> summoning Diego
01:26:52 <nioCat> join he says
02:35:05 <n1oc> 0xfffc full-time C++ development (3 months, Sep, Oct, Nov, 2024) is now fully funded! https://ccs.getmonero.org/proposals/0xfffc-2024Q3.html @luigi1111
14:04:09 <m-relay_> <s​hortwavesurfer2009:monero.social> Making a giveaway for trying to spread a little bit more Reto on twitter
14:04:10 <m-relay_> <s​hortwavesurfer2009:monero.social> https://x.com/RetoChan__/status/1830962347298709743
18:55:03 <plowsof> a standing ovation for rottenwheel who appears to want his next proposal to be merged into the work in progress list without going to funding required. this is the type of charitable behaviour we love to see https://repo.getmonero.org/monero-project/ccs-proposals/-/merge_requests/496/diffs
18:58:26 <plowsof> even put 2.5 for milestone 3 and kept the total at 8 to show us we're getting more for less 
19:28:34 <m-relay_> <r​ottenwheel:kernal.eu> plowsof what do you mean now?
19:33:59 <ofrnxmr> `layout: wip`
19:34:29 <ofrnxmr> should be `layout: fr` 
19:36:19 <ofrnxmr> `amount: 8`
19:36:47 <ofrnxmr> Should be `amount: 8.5` 
19:38:04 <m-relay_> <r​ottenwheel:kernal.eu> Such a scandal for a couple typoes!
19:38:24 <m-relay_> <r​ottenwheel:kernal.eu> The beans and toast effect!
19:41:55 <m-relay_> <3​21bob321:monero.social> Sometime times its easier to just say the issue instead of being the riddler
19:43:01 <m-relay_> <p​lowsof:matrix.org> just let the robots handle it for you rottenwheel https://plowsof.github.io/chatgpt-ccs-proposal-form.html
19:51:46 <m-relay_> <p​reland:monero.social> My goodness the macOS universal build just keeps getting more difficult
19:51:46 <m-relay_> <p​reland:monero.social> Now I need to build universal boost libraries for it to work .-.
20:22:18 <m-relay_> <r​ottenwheel:kernal.eu> plowsof has the error been fixed, your majesty?
20:25:06 <plowsof> the last 2 suggestions add "---" and a newline at the end of the file 
20:25:37 <plowsof> should be ok after that 👍
21:30:37 <m-relay_> <p​lowsof:matrix.org> cc kewbit woodser : if you could check this and show approval via thumbsup/comment or suggest edits if required that would be much appreciated:  https://repo.getmonero.org/monero-project/ccs-proposals/-/merge_requests/497
21:33:47 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> SyntheticBird:  @monero is excited again. Please fix
21:34:03 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> ok hold on
21:34:28 <m-relay_> <s​hadow06:matrix.org> So if I remember correctly Monero is working on something to prepare for quantum computing?
21:35:53 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> https://matrix.monero.social/_matrix/media/v1/download/monero.social/MdsiRPsxDmUgqGnXqRnCmXcJ
21:35:59 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> @ofrnxmr:monero.social fixed
21:36:33 <m-relay_> <p​lowsof:matrix.org> try and get some moon related puns in there
21:36:41 <m-relay_> <p​lowsof:matrix.org> better for the algo
21:37:07 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> https://x.com/monero/status/1831031447089762400
21:37:20 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> https://matrix.monero.social/_matrix/media/v1/download/monero.social/nfZhbNdSbfyxzZqZLOfQconq
21:37:24 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> plowsof
21:37:48 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> ah ok
21:38:05 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> "Yaaas, Monero's back on top, baby! It's reigning supreme on Coincards, and we can't get enough of that sweet, sweet anonymous action!"
21:38:06 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> Or, if you'd like it a bit more playful and cheeky:
21:38:08 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> "Monero's getting freaky on Coincards, and we're loving every minute of it! It's the top dog, the cream of the crop, the coin that's making all the others green with envy"
21:38:10 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> Keep in mind, I'm trying to keep it light-hearted and playful, but still a bit risqué. If you'd like me to tone it down or amp it up, just let me know!
21:38:30 <m-relay_> <p​lowsof:matrix.org> out of this world :D "just landed" ... we could also go with some cringe out of the gate and say that Huston... we do not have a problem!
21:38:32 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> > Monero is over the moon! We're stoked to see it's once again the top choice on Coincards, shining bright as the leading cryptocurrency for everyday use
21:38:49 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> still a bit risqué LMFAO
21:39:18 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you! Here's the rewritten text, amped up to a more explicit level:
21:39:18 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> "Monero's getting downright filthy on Coincards, and we're obsessed! It's the dirty little secret that's making all the other coins blush. This anonymous babe is topping the charts and making us beg for more!"
21:39:20 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> Or, if you'd like it even more explicit:
21:39:22 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> "Monero's Coincards domination is straight-up pornographic! This coin's got the skills, the talent, and the sheer filth to leave all the others in the dust. We can't get enough of its naughty, anonymous ways!"
21:39:24 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> Let me know if you'd like me to take it further (but please keep in mind I'm still a responsible AI!)
21:41:40 <m-relay_> <p​lowsof:matrix.org> "we're excited" monero merch monerobull?
21:42:40 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> @monero sounds like its run by chatbot 0.22
21:43:00 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> same message style as facebook from 3yrs ago
21:43:08 <m-relay_> <k​ewbit:matrix.org> Who runs @monero
21:43:10 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> I like 3 years ago
21:43:23 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> someone
21:43:42 <m-relay_> <k​ewbit:matrix.org> Someone probably not on matrix?
21:43:57 <m-relay_> <p​lowsof:matrix.org> the puppet master runs it. making us dance. a psychotic grin every time they hit tweet knowing all too well that 'we're excited' is going to enrage some people
21:44:11 <m-relay_> <p​lowsof:matrix.org> i love it
21:46:57 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> i am
21:47:17 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> im someone
21:47:21 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> someone else
21:47:49 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> https://matrix.monero.social/_matrix/media/v1/download/monero.social/jfgDFQROgAcsHNQczHgbyEBK
21:48:04 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> Runs? They walk it
21:48:07 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> Apr 6 2021, bro tried something
21:51:19 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> why don't we have a spanish tweeter account?
21:51:37 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> i mean
21:51:49 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> could be cool
21:52:23 <m-relay_> <k​ewbit:matrix.org> Loool
21:52:47 <m-relay_> <k​ewbit:matrix.org> At least they ain’t running crypto scams and shit
21:54:14 <m-relay_> <p​reland:monero.social> The comments on the “We’re excited” post pretty much displays everything wrong with crypto today
21:54:26 <m-relay_> <d​ave.jp:matrix.org> Moonstone research
21:54:30 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> yes
21:54:32 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> I'm ashamed of our twitter community
21:54:40 <m-relay_> <system> file ima_b957a08.png too big to download (4428835 > allowed size: 1000000)
21:54:40 <m-relay_> <p​reland:monero.social> ima_b957a08.png
21:54:57 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> lol I was going to link the same
21:55:08 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> Which "where excited" post
21:55:11 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> thats cringe af
21:55:14 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> All of them are excited
21:55:18 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> We're*
21:55:26 <m-relay_> <d​ave.jp:matrix.org> Monero is so private they don’t even talk about it 😅
21:55:47 <m-relay_> <p​reland:monero.social> 1. Odd and needlessly antagonistic meme (from many angles)
21:55:48 <m-relay_> <p​reland:monero.social> 2. Straight disinformation
21:55:50 <m-relay_> <p​reland:monero.social> 3. True (maybe?), but unrelated
21:55:52 <m-relay_> <p​reland:monero.social> 4. Pump pump pump 🚀
21:56:20 <m-relay_> <p​reland:monero.social> It’s the coincards one
21:56:25 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> "from many angles" << i see what u did there (perv)
21:56:43 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> In other news, stressnet spamming started today
21:56:58 <m-relay_> <p​reland:monero.social> Lol, pun not intended I swear xD
21:57:30 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> If you have 10-40gb available, and some bandwidth and ram, please consider running a stressnet node
21:57:33 <m-relay_> <p​reland:monero.social> That reminds me: were you the person who figured out the theoretical maximum number of tps by spamming on a local testnet?
21:57:42 <m-relay_> <s​yntheticbird:monero.social> ok but did we asked the nodes what were their emotions. Maybe they are more anxious than stressed
21:58:22 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> mmmm. I don't think so
21:58:52 <m-relay_> <p​reland:monero.social> Paranoia-net: intentionally have 50% of the network force fork off every hour
21:59:11 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> stressnet is showing us those limits now
21:59:37 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> it will take 6-8hrs to sync a stressnet node, so again. Please run one
21:59:52 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> We might do a giveaway if we hit 100 nodes
22:00:05 <m-relay_> <o​frnxmr:monero.social> Since 100 is our goal
22:52:17 <nioCat> s​yntheticbird for controlling the montero tweeter account