17:56:08 <br-m> <diego:cypherstack.com> lol lmao divisors thing
19:39:46 <br-m> <syntheticbird> PSA: UPDATE OR PATCH YOUR LINUX KERNEL IMMEDIATELY: copy.fail
19:41:20 <br-m> <jpk68:matrix.org> For those who want a link: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=47952181 :)
19:41:37 <br-m> <syntheticbird> i literaly gave the most official link there is wtf
19:41:53 <br-m> <jpk68:matrix.org> Oh, sorry, doesn't show on my end
19:41:58 <br-m> <jpk68:matrix.org> Maybe monero.social is being slow
19:42:12 <br-m> <jpk68:matrix.org> https://mrelay.p2pool.observer/m/matrix.org/UPxGHdcXzZCzDgJdMcptwWyh.png (clipboard.png)
19:42:20 <br-m> <syntheticbird> its just after "IMMEDIATELY:" its copy.fail
19:42:21 <br-m> <basses:matrix.org> @syntheticbird: the article looks AI generated tho
19:42:32 <br-m> <syntheticbird> @basses:matrix.org: AI found it
19:42:35 <br-m> <syntheticbird> PoC work
19:42:35 <br-m> <basses:matrix.org> @jpk68:matrix.org: didn't include https, so no preview
19:42:47 <br-m> <jpk68:matrix.org> @syntheticbird: Lmao, I'm stupid
19:42:50 <br-m> <jpk68:matrix.org> Sorry about that
19:42:56 <br-m> <syntheticbird> @jpk68:matrix.org: all good
19:43:26 <br-m> <basses:matrix.org> @syntheticbird: so that excuses writing the article also using AI
19:44:04 <br-m> <syntheticbird> @basses:matrix.org: bro why are you complaining you literally posted this in redox random
19:44:10 <br-m> <syntheticbird> I learned that from you
19:44:12 <br-m> <syntheticbird> thx btw
19:46:11 <br-m> <basses:matrix.org> tldr, it is indeed a CVE patched in kernel, I just didn't like they used AI to write about their AI tool that found this CVE. > <@syntheticbird> PoC work
19:47:34 <br-m> <basses:matrix.org> fixed in kernel 6.19.12
19:48:10 <br-m> <ixr3:matrix.org> I see no link at all from your end > <@syntheticbird> i literaly gave the most official link there is wtf
19:48:11 <br-m> <syntheticbird> @basses:matrix.org: of course, these monkeys can't patch the lts version too
19:48:36 <br-m> <syntheticbird> @ixr3:matrix.org: the link is copy.fail but i forgot to put an scheme at the beginning so here we go: https://copy.fail
19:50:32 <br-m> <jpk68:matrix.org> The webpage mentions a version of RHEL that doesn't even exist
19:51:01 <br-m> <syntheticbird> very true
19:52:44 <sech1> https://ubuntu.com/security/CVE-2026-31431 says that most Ubuntu distros are not affected
19:52:50 <sech1> Only a few are marked as vulnerable
19:53:28 <br-m> <syntheticbird> I can confirm Arch Linux is vulnerable
19:53:44 <br-m> <syntheticbird> > AI-assisted. The starting insight — that splice() hands page-cache pages into the crypto subsystem and that scatterlist page provenance might be an under-explored bug class — came from human research by Taeyang Lee at Xint.
19:53:44 <br-m> <syntheticbird> > From there, Xint Code scaled the audit across the entire crypto/ subsystem in roughly an hour. Copy Fail was the highest-severity finding in the run.
19:54:10 <br-m> <321bob321> Lucky core uses 17.04
19:54:19 <br-m> <jpk68:matrix.org> The latest Arch kernel version is patched, though
19:55:29 <br-m> <syntheticbird> @321bob321: lmao