the largest single donation ever to the CCS was 2000XMR for the "Atomic Swaps implementation funding" proposal

the group of contributors belonging to the +100XMR club mAy sh0Ck YOU

I nominate siren

ONE json to rule them all ccs.getmonero.org/index.php/projects . fr33_yourself what if in 100 years the json is too big to load in our browsers if too many peoples make CCS???? the answer might SURpr1se yoU

what if....

Alright alrihhtm. Ill grab my crystal ball ffs

<plowsof11> "ONE json to rule them all https:..." <- then we implement paging the the api ;)

s/the/in/

plowsof11: is there going to be a GF transparency report coming this week?

btw, bitcointalk.org/index.php?topic=700400.360

Was supposed to be on Monday

Wssnt it?

yep

you're meant to forget and not ask anymore though

omg

hehe

ok here we go

24/25 rent free

You have my pic on there? How?

some srs numbers on that hall of fame list

and many more we'll never know about

alexa - what was the price of montero in 2017

Thats why the xmr in my name is small

plowsof - 1 xmr = 1 xmr

1xmr = 2BTC - chatgpt

nioc whale doxxed

.c 215*0.50

lol

Worst trade ever

What did you buy with 200xmr? "A pizza"

no, it's the reason you all are here now

you owe me big time

No, I was born yesterday

was that the alphabay admin bribe

God did this, not you

when the marketing department actually did things

(Play on "thank God for monero")

No thanks to nioc ✋ he did nothing

back when we still had a chief entertainment officer

What do we have now

not sure

yes, I am the reason that this exists youtube.com/watch?v=pK7HgADXMhs

yess

all the markets are monero only, nobody left to bribe

I gave fluffy a platform for "The Announcement"

I vote we use this for script 1

lolololol

monero marketing and bribe department

nioc: ur sins are forgiven

enabler!!!!!

I had no idea what was coming

geonic: thx :)

so for context (as i didnt know about this either until a week ago) fluffy announced that something big would happen at an upcoming monerokon?

that was before monerokons were a thing

b4 monerokon

and it was all a rouse (if thats how the words spelled) to punish 'number go up' people?

2017. during consensys or whatever that scam was called

was a meetup when Consensus was in town

oh interesting

figured it was good exposure and people would be in town

ran it at a loss

we had.....barolo :D

and pizza, right? or was it a fancy meetup

nioc: You mean, like monerokon

sandwiches, should have also had pizza from Luigi's Pizza

also beer

ofrnxmr[m]: there was money left over from last year's moronokon

too bad I was working in the salt mines, less than minimum wage

Sponsors + tickets = profit

If you need to use ccs to cover for sponsors or tickets, youre running at a major loss

those monerokon sponsorships are dirt cheap. need to go up 5x

or at least 3x

Thah ^^ or they need to let sponsors pay the difference

But they want friends and family as sponsors only 😂

if it goes up then wow won't be able to afford being a sponsor

a whole 3 wowneros ... thats .. 420% of the circulating supply

wait, I thought this was off-topic :(

420% of majestics

So did i

But oh well.

Every chat is off topic todsy

I blame plowsof11

me 2

It must not be Friday yet. Tomorrow will be the best day, right plowsof?

Me 1.5

im sorry :( friday will be a better day, i promise

plowsof11: thx for doxxing me

It was Geonic

is friday ur payday plowsof11 :p

No, but everyfriday he has to email a lot of people

Careful guys, Geo can see the emoji reactions

wth there are 2000+ people in this room?

:) you have a large fanbase

quite the stage we've got here

Big enough for the both of us, I reckon

I see 334 including plowsof11 and plowsof

When is the next community meeting?

nioc: you'll see the rest on Matrix

This Saturday?

Siren[m]: no, 25th

Hm

I guess I see only some of matrix listed

TIL this room has more people than #monero

Not the 24th?

no, xmas day

i thought it was the 27th for some reason

its definitely christmas day yes

not the 24th but 25 yes

no one took the bait

Sir?

ok this is def offtopic :p

No

Wownerocan is halal

isis approved

sharia cert

And #monero-offtopic:monero.social is offtopic silly

This is #monero-community:monero.social

(Geo is drinking again)

not drinking unfortunately, price of XMR declined just before I was about to buy my aldi giftcard

sober night it is

I’m having some drinks tonight, angels envy rye

I always end up buying more monero

I'm going on a train now, haven't slept any and the sun isn't even up yet

wow matrix shows u when someone is typing and who has seen your message. it's a privacy nightmare

horrible app

Matrix isn't an app silly

I think it’s because nothing is encrypted in these chat rooms

but u have profile pics so that's cool

Even encrypted chats have read event

That's not a privacy issue though

it's ok, I live stream to the nsa

Oh damn is it an option we need to change

they have taken a liking to Cat so they don't bother me

how do u get reception in the salt mine

that's a long ethernet cable

no longer there

got out just in time

is that where Monero is mined?

any longer and I probably would have died

Open your settings and disable read receipts and typing notifications. Should be opt in, yeah.

easier to just use IRC :p

nioc: how long were u in the salt mines for?

maybe 5 years

<plowsof11> "some srs numbers on that hall of..." <- TFW will never have Bale of High Quality Hygiene Paper status

that's a tough gig

modern day slave

geonic: now you know. We could always see when you read a message

wife's granddad was a miner for 20 years. had more illnesses than they could list on his death certificate

ofrnxmr[m]: not now, back to IRC

Yes now. I can still see when you read a message

no u can't!

prove it.

K

Dont reply

...

did it appear now?

It did 😡

hehe

Maybe its only if you type or send a message

it's only when I send it. IRC as a protocol doesn't monitor your typing

But but.. 😡

hop on over to IRC and join the OGs

escape the matrix

Boomer

been on IRC since I was 10 y/o :p

But then id have to log out of my other irc account

ur sockpuppet acct?

or is this your sock

Mj wishes I was a sock

for a while I was convinced you're the publisher of the revuo

Im me everywhere I go, even when im someone else

but then realized he's rebranded to ct/xenu

I thought I was rotten for a while too

Matrix is less permissioned than Libera IRC

Happens to the best of us

You've got the nose of a pug

Rucknium[m]: explain why I was banned in this room on Matrix and not IRC then :)

Because plowsof is nicer on libera

Different person and everything, yknow

yea. bipolarity ftw

Who banned you? Lollllol

the old censors

they've moved on now

My house now

Plowsof, kick Geo out

he can't. he's powerless on irc

:D

Is he though 🙈

revuo publisher was banned on IRC

Some may never know just how many donators plowsof has held at gunpoint. A very dangerous man he is, yes

that was a good decision

Why

Some might say the same about kicking you

Though, I agree with neither

there has to be some moderation

some threshold

Yes we must not tolerate 24/25

We have multiple rooms now

Alpharabius isnt allowed in here atm

I suspect him of being 24/25

what's 24/25

This is place of business (starting again tomorrow)

Sir

Please. Lol

<geonic> "but then realized he's rebranded..." <- Take meds

xenu[m]: it's a theory

Siren[m]: He was making turk related jokes. Few days later 24/25 joins, says he's Mongolian and is obsessed with stnby's profile picture

24/25 at some point had an alt called "blokzincir" which means blockchain in Turkish

i had an alarm set to wake up to catch 24/25

never got him

I missed this character

I never had an alarm set

Id just wake up and hes send a message 5 seconds later

the same message (with a slight variation) spammed every day in all rooms

Rooms

And DMS brah

He dm'd me from an alt called penis before

And.. DMS.. Brah..

3-6 hours a day

haha

Lets role play with geo

nah leave me out of it

Siren[m]: I spammed him gore from encyclopedia dramatica and he immediately erased all the messages

Scared of his parents seeing it or something

Is this statement completely correct , sir ? This statement = ( For Monero , can the same monero assets be reached with just only 24 words without 25 words (electrum/monero) after conversion from 24 words to 25 words (electrum/monero) on the Ledger device and reset the ledger device ? )

lol

geonic:

Is this statement completely correct , sir ? This statement = ( For Monero , can the same monero assets be reached with just only 24 words without 25 words (electrum/monero) after conversion from 24 words to 25 words (electrum/monero) on the Ledger device and reset the ledger device ? )

Sir

Ahahah

Answer me

Is this statement completely correct , sir ? This statement = ( For Monero , can the same monero assets be reached with just only 24 words without 25 words (electrum/monero) after conversion from 24 words to 25 words (electrum/monero) on the Ledger device and reset the ledger device ? )

hahha I think I remember this guy now

geonic: please

I do not joking

Yo we should feed all of these messages to Markov chain and make 24/25 spam generator

Is thisbstatement correct ?

Is this statement completely correct , sir ? This statement = ( For Monero , can the same monero assets be reached with just only 24 words without 25 words (electrum/monero) after conversion from 24 words to 25 words (electrum/monero) on the Ledger device and reset the ledger device ? )

no it's not. ledger mnemonic is different

Stupid geonic

Imngoing to _____ _____ ____ ________ and make him drink __________

but purely for monero, yes. 24 words is enough

Is this true? geonic:

I love you

ok

Do you understand my question @Geonic?

yes

can I go now

Is what you said true or false?

Sir

LMAO l im done

But no,. NO, 24/25 was never done

24/25 is a good nick

He'd go to Github and everywhere else to ask

He never uses it. He always uses something like vladimirputin or bitcoin666

so he rejected his true identity

Entirely

which created the inner conflict that had to be resolved by incessant spamming

good character study

Its going to be crazy after seraphis

16 word polyseed and all

you've got 2+ years to mentally prepare

for the flood

I have at least 2 years of experience already from putting in full days with him

Should make a movie about it

Would be a long one thi

ofrnxmr[m]: stalin

He lost hisbcreativity

golden0 and penis were the last 2 :(

how does it end?

"Email prevents spam accounts"

Not for him haha

why do you think he stopped spamming?

With him living rent free in my head, and me living rent free in a facility

And 24/25 coming to visit me

haha luv it

I convinced him to pay me

In exchange of feet pics?

He likes feet

He wants gui feature change, and spammed the shit our of github

He likes feet too yes.

So after he said he'd pay, he also promised not to leave the DM, and I promised I would follow through and implement his requested change if he didn't make any new accounts

(And pay)

did u belly dance for him

admit it

No

Sent him feet pics

dressed as monerochan?

Siren was there

ofrnxmr[m]: Same but I don't think he liked my unitoes

He loved em

"Thats DISGUSTING.. lemme see a Lil closer"

Somehow andhres knows I sell feet pics, maybe hes 24/25

can someone compose me a json of his past spam messages?

Liberalogs should have them, a lot are deleted from matrix though

But hes been all over. Like dev

oh I'd rather leave the dev spam out of the model

too racist

Oh wow

I forgot about one of his handles

<ofrnxmr[m]> "Liberalogs should have them, a..." <- can you send me a link

geonic: plowsof: SOMEONE'S POSTING POOP FETISH AGAIN

NEVERMIND

pamperchu?

false alarm grampy

I'm just a civilian, sir

Anyone have experience with graphene os with a pixel 7 pro ?

Worth the buy or transition

Want to mine monero, use Molly im and just try a degoogled phone

I think graphene has issues with termux and permissions, but then again, latest android does too

^ due to it being hardened or similar

What about calyx

Mining, I save for older devices. Dont need to heat up a new battery on a phone where it isnt easy to replace

Seth recommends, but not sure.

I like Calyx OS on my phone

So I bought the phone, still figuring out why other then the privacy OS to play with and a few other options I want to use lol

Any options or opinions

<Siren[m]> "image.png" <- `curl kroket.kernal.eu:3000`

need to feed it more messages gitlab.com/sausagenoods/monero2425/-/blob/master/2425.json

the what now

Getting a headache reading these 😂

<BusyBoredom[m]> "Getting a headache reading these..." <- Try espeak, you won't have to read anymore!

* Try espeak, you won't have to read it anymore!

<Siren[m]> "need to feed it more messages..." <- added more

Monero666

25 words 💥🔫

<Stnby[m]> "Try espeak, you won't have to..." <- pipe above command into espeak

testie 1 2

You can host nodes yourself 🤗

I hear that there are a thousand people here

where are they?

Trocador added USD stablecoins to LocalMonero swaps, plus now we are offering an insurance on all trades

But the post is being downvoted into oblivion by some competitor haha

* reddit.com/r/Monero/comments/114j9t…th_insurance_via_trocador_guarantee

Trocador added USD stablecoins to LocalMonero swaps, plus now we are offering an insurance on all trades

But the post is being downvoted into oblivion by some competitor haha

Morpheus: there was a user tired_turtle: who had an issue with majestic xmr > wow swap (not using trocador)

MajesticBank @MajesticBank:libera.chat:

I bring up because, current events - might be a good idea to.. keep an eye on those swaps

AFAIK the issue us still outstanding

We'll keep an eye on that

Much appreciated 👍

<ofrnxmr[m]> "Morpheus: there was a user..." <- My issue was solved yesterday. Majestic PMed me and we had it sorted out. I couldn't get my WOW but at least I got a refund.

Nice.

where do I find WOW chart, it's not on TradingView?

In your heart

Coinmarketcap, but not a good chart

TradeOgre ?

I could be wrong

I hate TO charts but.. yea

Yea the shorter time frames suck but the long term ones are decent

Does anyone use the incognito wallet?

Incognito wallet?

I'm trying to make a swap but it asks for a PRV network fee of 0.1 the issue is I got 0 and can't send swap etc. How do I obtain them

ofrnxmr[m]: Yh

Incognito wallet?

<salami donators!> Does monero.house have a tor or i2p mirror?

monerobull @monerobull:matrix.org:

no, it requires javascript to interact with so not that useful

you can still view it though

<salami donators!> Hi ofrn

Hi salami

<salami donators!> Call me alpha ofrn

<monerobull[m]> "monero.house/post/4" <- not bad

Do not use incognito. It's a hacky cash grab, they're just pushing their own coin.

Use cake wallet, monerujo, feather wallet or the official GUI wallet.