<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> vik (Cake): can we expect Coinjoins of Samourai in cake

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> plus need BCH and WOW

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> Dan r/dark (Is not the man & Braxman Tomsparks Advocate ): yea Samourai do troll maxi but are also stuck with BTC

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> not only lightning they don't even have taproot receive function only send till now LOL

<s​iren:kernal.eu> Bing bong

<s​iren:kernal.eu> Will see for how long it doesn't revert back to 2020

<1​23bob123:matrix.org> Start counter

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Serai

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> just use Samourai. i wouldn't trust Cake implementation of anything, you dont want to lose your BTC suddenly while mixing

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> i think Stack Wallet might be integrating coinjoin, at lease they have competent devs

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> rehrarcan confirm

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Go fuck yourself

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Deleted my rude reply. It’s typical of the person above to take every opportunity to take a shot at cake. So predictable. With over 400,000 users and with our apps being used 50,000 times a week that says enough. Furthermore on that 50,000 times a week usage, we only get around 50 support tickets a week. So he can try to spread whatever he wants, but our users love us!

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Good morning btw 🙏🏽

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> you never miss an oppurtinity to advertise. jesus christ youre sleaze

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> great to know that your tracking your users usage btw

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> not news to me tho

<v​ikrants:monero.social> App Stores provide download info. Nice try to spread shit again. Moron.

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> "Furthermore on that 50,000 times a week usage,"

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> those are app analystics there

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> keep spinning, those who care about privacy know how much of a snake your and cake are

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Yep, app stores tell you how many times your app is opened. Not user info. But nice try.

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> have a good day

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Everyone sees what you’re doing here.

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> everyone knows what cakes doing

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Thanks for the well wishes on the good day.

<v​ikrants:monero.social> You too.

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> you can try to bribe aka "sponsor" all you want, but youre obvious as fuck

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> those who know, know

<v​ikrants:monero.social> You’re right. Our record speaks for itself. Go ahead and have the last word.

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> yes, it clearly does lmao

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> funny you think thats a good thing

<v​ikrants:monero.social> We will enjoy our users and monthly growth for 5.5 straight years. You can keep being miserable.

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> your wallet is the butt of all jokes in privacy/monero community

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> enjoy your cucked users

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Nice try again.

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> facts

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> feel free to ignore reality

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> and pump those app store numbers

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Keep going. No one believes you.

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> cringe as fuck

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Keep going.

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Done yet?

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> hahahaha theres no need for belief. its fact.

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Done?

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Keep going.

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> yeah im done, wouldnt want to push you to another adult temper tantrum like last time

<v​ikrants:monero.social> You’re the only one having a temper tantrum and craps his pants when the word cake comes up.

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Yes keep going.

<v​ikrants:monero.social> I know you have more

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Fucking moron.

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> fucking snake

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> r4v3r23 does not like cake and im sure the feeling is mutual, we have established this, lets move on

<1​23bob123:matrix.org> back to the corners

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> this rant was sponsored by Cake Wallet(tm)

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Only one ranting was you. I was replying to your silly post.

<v​ikrants:monero.social> People that don’t contribute to anything nor build anything seem to be loudest critics of the people that actually do. The person above is the perfect example.

I guess we all have our differences but it's often important to find best in ourselves

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> this is why we have aliens/UFO's - a common enemy - to unite us all

i am trying to write another positive sentence, but it's not working soo here is the enemy

Chainalysis CEO might face jail time for defrauding investors

apparently their software is shit

<1​23bob123:matrix.org> bitcoin fog case can confirm

<1​23bob123:matrix.org> i think artic is involed with that case

Ciphertrace in 41 page expert report

proved their software is inaccurate, not-science based

'guess-like'

there is 6 heuristics algorithms mentioned, which is really gold for someone interested in this stuff

followed by research papers, good stuff

considering they can't trace bitcoin properly

they are probably 10 years behind monero

<1​23bob123:matrix.org> artic has this theory that heard on monerotalk that the curtain will fall

<r​4v3r23:monero.social> you know nothing and your project is a disgrace to monero

page 12: "Advertising for Privacy is not Illegal" ciphertrace 2023

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to monero

defense is asking for their source-code to be reviewed, it would be interesting to see the outcome

thanks for sharing

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Tweeted

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Hope to see you all at our monero meetup on Nov 2 in Chicago! With Justin Berman as guest speaker!

<v​ikrants:monero.social> meetu.ps/e/MnvWW/6Qq7Y/i

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Kayaba will also be there and will give a quick update on Serai as well.

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Two of the smartest people in Monero in one room!

<v​ikrants:monero.social> …And one of the dumbest people (me) in Monero will be there to balance out the smartness.

<r​brunner7:monero.social> MajesticBank: Very interesting, good find

I wanted to post in research-lab but I guess some of you also read in here

it's interesting if some of this stuff can be used to fortify monero future development

another monero scam coin fork created, spotted by tevador to have 1 million pre-mine

#define NUM_MIXIN 15

#define PRE_MINED_COINS 1000000 * COIN

listed on nonkyc.io after 3 weeks of existence ( red flag )

<s​iren:kernal.eu> BusyBoredom: does acceptxmr spin up an api server or is it only a library?

<s​iren:kernal.eu> Guess only a library

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> selsta has put up the release notes PR to -site monero-project/monero-site #2195 thank you! if anyone wants a sneak peak before the files are pushed/live browse the preview of -core here: deploy-preview-2195--barolo-time-75…2023/10/07/monero-0.18.3.1-released and of the GUI here: deploy-preview-2195--barolo-time-757cf9.netlify<clipped message>

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> .app/2023/10/07/monero-gui-0.18.3.1-released

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Google Play has removed our Monero.com app due to supposedly violating their "Repetitive Content" policy. They say it is too close to Cake Wallet. Ridiculous! (well it is a stripped down Cake wallet)

<v​ikrants:monero.social> So in the meantime, you can download the apk directly from our site or get it on Fdroid.

<v​ikrants:monero.social> monero.com/wallets

<s​omeoneelse495495:matrix.org> not gonna change a lot tbh, most monero maximalist hate google play

<s​omeoneelse495495:matrix.org> but the wasn't the split caused by zcash funding ? There is no zcash support atm, did i miss something

<s​omeoneelse495495:matrix.org> but wasn't the split caused by zcash funding ? There is no zcash support atm, did i miss something

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Yeah we have no zcash in cake. We canceled the grant and all that.

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Still we wanted to give the community a monero only wallet. I guess which they can still get as apk or fdroid.

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> i wonder if this "ruling" will effect Stack duo

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Don't know. I'm thinking what we can change in Monero.com to be different from Cake other than stripping out the other assets.

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> add monero-lws support to monero dot com wallet and sue goggle !

plowsof "This release was the direct result of 12 who worked" 12 people?

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> disciples

lol

probably selected too much when changing the number lol

fixed it

<s​imple-account:matrix.org> Hey guys, why are you using IRC when there are so many more modern technologies available?

it works?

<v​ikrants:monero.social> We have over 12,000 people on the waitlist for our debit/credit card for crypto site cakepay.com. We are approving people daily so please keep a lookout in your inbox.

<v​ikrants:monero.social> We have over 12,000 people on the waitlist for our debit/gift card for crypto site cakepay.com. We are approving people daily so please keep a lookout in your inbox.

<v​ikrants:monero.social> We have over 12,000 people on the waitlist for our debit/gift card for Monero and other crypto site cakepay.com. We are approving people daily so please keep a lookout in your inbox.

<e​dge7:matrix.org> Do those cards (visa and mastercard) work just in the US or Europe too? E commerce only or shop too?

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Unlike matrix

<s​imple-account:matrix.org> Why not XMMP?

<b​usyboredom:monero.social> Siren: yep only a library for now, but a standalone acceptxmr server is WIP

<s​unchakr:monero.social> We are live! x.com/monerotopia/status/1710447507937825010?s=46

<k​nifeofpi:monero.social> about the cake pay cards - currently we only have cards denominated USD, but they may still work in the EU

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> i can confirm they work with google play and amazon

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> a little tricky for amazon though

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> for example if you want to add 5$ visa to amazon you have to basically set a euro amount that is as close to 5$ as possible

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> matrix.monero.social/_matrix/media/…matrix.org/bVtzknmeIYdTNOtmvHGrvqNr

<e​dge7:matrix.org> Have you used the visa or mastercard one? You have it used in a Google pay wallet and used in a shop or just online?

<e​dge7:matrix.org> Ok this kind of stuff the word 'may' is not enough, unfortunately

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> ofrnxmr: uh what happened while i was away ? will Serai have both monero wownero bitcoin coinjoin litecoin coinjoin Mweb grin beam bitcoin cash ?

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> When were you away 👀

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> r4v3r23: yea samourai and stack wallet is good too so is cake best to have privacy everywhere

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> vik (Cake): will we get wownero bitcoin cash bitcoin coinjoin of samourai and litecoin Mweb grin beam ?

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> serai.exchange

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> ```

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> We’ve partnered with Cake Wallet to enable users to provide liquidity and perform swaps.

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> ```

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> still would be cool to have shielded zcash too

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> What wallets work with Serai?

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> We’ve partnered with Cake Wallet to enable users to provide liquidity and perform swaps.

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> ofrnxmr: oh cool

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> What for. Zcash is broken

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> i mean.. its too heavy to use shielded

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> did they not fix it with ywallet warp sync

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> warp sync 2

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> and DAG sync

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> + fee changes with ZIP

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> bitinfocharts.com/comparison/size-zec.html#3y

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Yeah

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> is elite wallet legit ?

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> define legit

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> community member or fed bois ?

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Does it work? Yes

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Majesticbank

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> its the only one with wownero lol

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> No

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> 🥲🤣😂😅

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Stavk wallet has wow

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Stack* wallet

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> yea that too stack and wonerujo

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Wonerujo doesnt work anymore

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> but man cake is slick

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> same is samourai

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> good color choice lol

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> 🤣😂😅🥲

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> RIP

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> what happen

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> what did i miss on wownero lol

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Hasnt been updated

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> RIP then

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> yea need a cake wownero wallet

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> 👍️🫡

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Cake has a few problems/bugs of its own these days

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Mysu and anonero are good to try as well

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> wait did they have wownero and monero both ?

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Nope. Monero only

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> i heard long ago chum wallet or what it was got abandoned

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> we need more wallets LOL

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> 😅

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> We need lws

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> + lws wallets

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> .. or molly / sdk

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> ofrnxmr: yea size increase of zcash shielded pool

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> spam attack

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> they called it sand blasting attack

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> fee was too low 1000 sats

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> now its 10000 sats and higher

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> + wrap sync saved all their wallet

someone said they want to start working on the monero-lws android library bounties.monero.social/posts/90/6-2…r-client-library-for-android-native

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> and new wrap sync 2 and DAG sync they are bringing

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Need wallets

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> to be fair , they may have just started an empty project and put donation links on that github repo

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> yea

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> need more wallets

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Server is useless without wallets. I dont trust Mymonero anymore

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> (mymonero is the only lws capable wallet)

who cares what you trust or don't?

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Mymonero leaks view keys

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Rotten

got a client done and coming...

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Use yur real acct

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Lol

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Ty endogenic

endogenic: we've been hearing about "loads of code coming" for a year or three.

trivia: what comes first? endogenic's groundbreaking terabytes of code or seraphis?

<1​23bob123:matrix.org> thats what she said

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> the oscar

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Jk

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Dont shoot(ban) me

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> tipxmr wen

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Solopt

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> SeedSigner (we could play CCS top trumps)

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> since were here. Should we have a 30min meeting some day about the purgatory ccs?

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Or, ones in limbo

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Were not a bank acct. Completed ccs should he collected wherever the person is availabl

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Exampke, dougs ccs. Is it complete? Whats the status?

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> Monerotopia

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> chowbungaman: any plans on moving forward with your open CCS (payouts due?)

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Outreach ccs, workgroup dead, jet fund it

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> it would be like storage wars where we bid on a mystery abandoned proposal

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Then the other 237 of them with 66% completion

what the CCS shows is not necessarily accurate

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> ^ part of the reason i dont mind retroactive proposals like kayas (maybe with more input).

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> its not like molly

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Where there isnt the slightest hint of monero integration yet

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> lol

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> wish their was a rust i2p

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> since zcash will fund the onion rust anyway

all those that love rust will love my car

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> If you say rust 3x, kaya will come

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> since zcash will fund the tor onion rust implementation anyway

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> rust rust rust rust

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> here said x4 times

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> 😅

<1​23bob123:matrix.org> sounds like candy man

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Have me anxiety when i read that

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Gave*

<1​23bob123:matrix.org> you have to say rust 3X in the mirror in a dark room

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> lol

:'(

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Kaya has 8 weeks to raise 310 xmr.

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> What round/week do you think the money will be raised? Any bets?

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Whoever guesses the closest wins 0.05xmr

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> ```

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Resolution

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> If this proposal is not funded within two months, it will be closed regardless of status. All raised funds will be directed towards the already completed milestones, even if only partially funded. Whatever amount raised will close this CCS, and be considered as complete funding for these milestones.

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> ```

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> plowsof @plowsof:matrix.org: merges?

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> soon(tm) - there's a line of people waiting patiently for payouts also

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Do they need wrenches?

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> they need our thoughts and prayers 🙏

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> "f u plowsof. I need my money!"

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> someone just dm'd me

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> (jk)

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Lmao

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Imagine payday, and your boss says "heres some thoughts and prayers"

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> im crying

<1​23bob123:matrix.org> run subscription wallet and auto pay

<1​23bob123:matrix.org> and upgrade to business version

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> when things get rushed, mistakes happen, luigi is love, luigi is life

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Nono. Prayer is more fun 😂. Im going to uae that one irl

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> He also lives on a boat

btw that lws proposal is unnecessary. there most certainly is code for android

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> thanks for taking a look endogenic hm

better to wait for my code

it's finished

i just have to do the write up and fix some bugs in something unrelated

the reason is, my code solves many problems

aside from saving the community some money

We'll see it by 2030 hopefully.

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> (we're talking about this bounties.monero.social/posts/90) if your code solves the bounty or goes above and beyond endogenic then the bounty can also be updated to show 2 people are working on it . the other gave a turnaround time of ~1 year and has 'just' started,, could save them some wasted time if you get it done soon(tm)

:( dukenukem

ya my code is vastly improved

and finished and highly tested

ZzZzZzZ

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> im sure you are excited about jeffro256 / tevadors 'dynamic viewtags' - bringing near perfect* privacy to monero-lws users

we're back with the forward slashes, quotation marks and parentheses! it only lasted one day!

<1​23bob123:matrix.org> \o/

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> :D its the weekend, finally some freedom!

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> lol

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> protect yourselves against "alt accusations" - and consider misusing parenthesis on one of your alts so people can't confuse them

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> 🤣

<1​23bob123:matrix.org> anti finger printing

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> But

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> We said the same thing earlier.

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> rip plowsof / ofrnsockpuppet

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Also, make sure one acct uses autocapitalization and no autocorrect

<1​23bob123:matrix.org> found me!

<0​x1zxq7896lp2zero:matrix.org> lol

<e​scapethe3ra:matrix.org> monero.observer/meeting-log-summary…research-lab-meeting-4-october-2023

<r​ecanman:agoradesk.com> Looks good, these summaries are very helpful to people who don't attend the meetings but don't want to scroll through the logs

<r​ecanman:agoradesk.com> Will this be done for other workgroups or just research-lab?

<e​scapethe3ra:matrix.org> Mostly MRL but sometimes I also do Seraphis, Community, and Dev.

<e​scapethe3ra:matrix.org> monero.observer/tag/logs & monero.observer/archive/#logs

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<v​ikrants:monero.social> ima_eba6859.jpeg

<v​ikrants:monero.social> Out with the wifey for a formal evening

<1​23bob123:matrix.org> nice Rolls Royce