<p​reland:monero.social> Cake wallet and Monero are switched places; this is clearly a conspiracy for cake wallet to takeover Monero /j

<d​iego:cypherstack.com> Oh oops. Toddler got a hold of them and was playing with them.

<p​reland:monero.social> Oh lol

<s​hortwavesurfer2009:monero.social> If you are willing to help people get their first monero join the room

<s​hortwavesurfer2009:monero.social> matrix.to/#/!gQJbRTGiTuVmJhnVGe:mat…social&via=matrix.org&via=kernal.eu

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> summoning Diego

join he says

0xfffc full-time C++ development (3 months, Sep, Oct, Nov, 2024) is now fully funded! ccs.getmonero.org/proposals/0xfffc-2024Q3.html @luigi1111

<s​hortwavesurfer2009:monero.social> Making a giveaway for trying to spread a little bit more Reto on twitter

<s​hortwavesurfer2009:monero.social> x.com/RetoChan__/status/1830962347298709743

a standing ovation for rottenwheel who appears to want his next proposal to be merged into the work in progress list without going to funding required. this is the type of charitable behaviour we love to see repo.getmonero.org/monero-project/c…roposals/-/merge_requests/496/diffs

even put 2.5 for milestone 3 and kept the total at 8 to show us we're getting more for less

<r​ottenwheel:kernal.eu> plowsof what do you mean now?

`layout: wip`

should be `layout: fr`

`amount: 8`

Should be `amount: 8.5`

<r​ottenwheel:kernal.eu> Such a scandal for a couple typoes!

<r​ottenwheel:kernal.eu> The beans and toast effect!

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Sometime times its easier to just say the issue instead of being the riddler

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> just let the robots handle it for you rottenwheel plowsof.github.io/chatgpt-ccs-proposal-form.html

<p​reland:monero.social> My goodness the macOS universal build just keeps getting more difficult

<p​reland:monero.social> Now I need to build universal boost libraries for it to work .-.

<r​ottenwheel:kernal.eu> plowsof has the error been fixed, your majesty?

the last 2 suggestions add "---" and a newline at the end of the file

should be ok after that 👍

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> cc kewbit woodser : if you could check this and show approval via thumbsup/comment or suggest edits if required that would be much appreciated: repo.getmonero.org/monero-project/ccs-proposals/-/merge_requests/497

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> SyntheticBird: @monero is excited again. Please fix

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> ok hold on

<s​hadow06:matrix.org> So if I remember correctly Monero is working on something to prepare for quantum computing?

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> matrix.monero.social/_matrix/media/…ero.social/MdsiRPsxDmUgqGnXqRnCmXcJ

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> @ofrnxmr:monero.social fixed

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> try and get some moon related puns in there

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> better for the algo

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> x.com/monero/status/1831031447089762400

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> matrix.monero.social/_matrix/media/…ero.social/nfZhbNdSbfyxzZqZLOfQconq

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> plowsof

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> ah ok

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> "Yaaas, Monero's back on top, baby! It's reigning supreme on Coincards, and we can't get enough of that sweet, sweet anonymous action!"

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Or, if you'd like it a bit more playful and cheeky:

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> "Monero's getting freaky on Coincards, and we're loving every minute of it! It's the top dog, the cream of the crop, the coin that's making all the others green with envy"

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Keep in mind, I'm trying to keep it light-hearted and playful, but still a bit risqué. If you'd like me to tone it down or amp it up, just let me know!

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> out of this world :D "just landed" ... we could also go with some cringe out of the gate and say that Huston... we do not have a problem!

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> > Monero is over the moon! We're stoked to see it's once again the top choice on Coincards, shining bright as the leading cryptocurrency for everyday use

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> still a bit risqué LMFAO

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Okay, but don't say I didn't warn you! Here's the rewritten text, amped up to a more explicit level:

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> "Monero's getting downright filthy on Coincards, and we're obsessed! It's the dirty little secret that's making all the other coins blush. This anonymous babe is topping the charts and making us beg for more!"

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Or, if you'd like it even more explicit:

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> "Monero's Coincards domination is straight-up pornographic! This coin's got the skills, the talent, and the sheer filth to leave all the others in the dust. We can't get enough of its naughty, anonymous ways!"

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Let me know if you'd like me to take it further (but please keep in mind I'm still a responsible AI!)

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> "we're excited" monero merch monerobull?

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> @monero sounds like its run by chatbot 0.22

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> same message style as facebook from 3yrs ago

<k​ewbit:matrix.org> Who runs @monero

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> I like 3 years ago

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> someone

<k​ewbit:matrix.org> Someone probably not on matrix?

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> the puppet master runs it. making us dance. a psychotic grin every time they hit tweet knowing all too well that 'we're excited' is going to enrage some people

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> i love it

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> i am

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> im someone

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> someone else

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> matrix.monero.social/_matrix/media/…ero.social/jfgDFQROgAcsHNQczHgbyEBK

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Runs? They walk it

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> Apr 6 2021, bro tried something

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> why don't we have a spanish tweeter account?

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> i mean

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> could be cool

<k​ewbit:matrix.org> Loool

<k​ewbit:matrix.org> At least they ain’t running crypto scams and shit

<p​reland:monero.social> The comments on the “We’re excited” post pretty much displays everything wrong with crypto today

<d​ave.jp:matrix.org> Moonstone research

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> yes

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> I'm ashamed of our twitter community

<system> file ima_b957a08.png too big to download (4428835 > allowed size: 1000000)

<p​reland:monero.social> ima_b957a08.png

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> lol I was going to link the same

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Which "where excited" post

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> thats cringe af

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> All of them are excited

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> We're*

<d​ave.jp:matrix.org> Monero is so private they don’t even talk about it 😅

<p​reland:monero.social> 1. Odd and needlessly antagonistic meme (from many angles)

<p​reland:monero.social> 2. Straight disinformation

<p​reland:monero.social> 3. True (maybe?), but unrelated

<p​reland:monero.social> 4. Pump pump pump 🚀

<p​reland:monero.social> It’s the coincards one

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> "from many angles" << i see what u did there (perv)

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> In other news, stressnet spamming started today

<p​reland:monero.social> Lol, pun not intended I swear xD

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> If you have 10-40gb available, and some bandwidth and ram, please consider running a stressnet node

<p​reland:monero.social> That reminds me: were you the person who figured out the theoretical maximum number of tps by spamming on a local testnet?

<s​yntheticbird:monero.social> ok but did we asked the nodes what were their emotions. Maybe they are more anxious than stressed

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> mmmm. I don't think so

<p​reland:monero.social> Paranoia-net: intentionally have 50% of the network force fork off every hour

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> stressnet is showing us those limits now

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> it will take 6-8hrs to sync a stressnet node, so again. Please run one

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> We might do a giveaway if we hit 100 nodes

<o​frnxmr:monero.social> Since 100 is our goal

s​yntheticbird for controlling the montero tweeter account