Revuo Monero Issue 200: June 13 - 27, 2024. revuo-xmr.com/weekly/issue-200

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<w​hoami78:matrix.org> Do you have a group in simplex?

dukenukem: much better yes

<r​eal_glitch:matrix.org> its not official but yes, one for monero and one for retro haveno iirc

<h​ardenedsteel:monero.social> I may do it but I need to know what is expected of me

<3​21bob321:monero.social> to be website maintainer?

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> hehe

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> time to open a ccs with current prices to calculate xmr amount

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> +10% vOLaTiLiTy bUfFeR

<h​ardenedsteel:monero.social> yes

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> Really cannot stay without you guys

<n​ihilist:m.datura.network> Sup ErC did you come back to help develop haveno ? Lol

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> Lol. I came back to enjoy the view of the dumpster fire

<h​ardenedsteel:monero.social> is that him or?

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> nah

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> So, how are things going? 😄

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> hardenedsteel: saw your dm. Cannot accept it for some reason

<h​ardenedsteel:monero.social> left the room

<n​ihilist:m.datura.network> Haveno doing good actually, reto being the main network currently steady amount of trades for the last 2 months

<n​ihilist:m.datura.network> Plus support for windows / macos / Linux / whonix / tails

<n​ihilist:m.datura.network> All that's left is android support with that 100xmr bounty

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> wow cool

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> so when the votes to approve rotten as maintainer and main dev of getmonero? I'm in favour.

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> the UI is a little dated

Some proposals have been closed ccs.getmonero.org/ideas

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> why was monerobull's proposal closed? I thought it was the one that made more sense, and i'm serious

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> but i guess you do know that luigi already decided

wtf

<r​ottenwheel:kernal.eu> Today in things that no one ever thought they'd read...

<r​ottenwheel:kernal.eu> The Italian butcher shows support for rotten's maintainer role!

<r​ottenwheel:kernal.eu> Damn, I forget I got a yellow card. bbl

It was made by someone else / changes to be made through them. (Luigis closing comment) repo.getmonero.org/monero-project/ccs-proposals/-/merge_requests/471 monerobull can submit one himself

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> ah ok

i wonder why rotten leaves matrix citing yellow csrd. Does he think that doesnt apply to dukenukem as well?

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> i'd have so many more questions

Such as

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> Is it pronounced carnival or carnivàl?

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> fun fact: carnival is an italian thing

There is no card system in place here btw

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> i'm here for more fun facts or suggestions for cuts of meat

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Straight to sin bin

What are you talking abt, erc?

italial carnies? What?

Stay on topic or go away. Fkn troll

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> sorry, forgot this room is for laser-focused and about Monero of the highest lever. Let's go back ontopic: found my replacement yet? 😄

yes

Plowsof replaced you on day 1

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> awesome. I guess the multiple pull requests for somebody taking over my role are just a side thing. Like prosciutto and melon

You never had merge powers anyway, and you banned/blocked me from reviewing your PRs. You sucked at the job tbh

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> which i highly suggest btw

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> but the melon must be cold

The multiple PRs were for _your_ position

your position was to work on site and organize prs

Site coordinator. You never had merge power

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> yeah i've done terrible work. 0 achievements and when people realised i got thousands of $ without do anything, i simply left and founded my own consultancy company

s/were for your position/werent for you position

You were already working for firo

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Hows firo going?

you simply left? You closed your ccs as soon as ccs was reactivated

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> Quite well. Thanks. Nobody harassed me to the point of going to work to a competitor so far

<n​ihilist:m.datura.network> Money made your head spin huh, spoken like a true scammer

tell the story about hkw woodser wanted money buy how you sold to vik

But* how

Why leave out how much you were paid to scam vik

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> well. sit in a circle and grub a marshmallow

I have enough popcorn

Start at the "so, i decided to sell my stake"

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> yeah. i was even considering selling back old Monero contributors that i hired for my consultancy company back to monero

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> so much money man

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Human trafficking

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Coc violation

<n​ihilist:m.datura.network> Why did you get money before doing anything relevant anyway lol

<n​ihilist:m.datura.network> That's the part I don't understand

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> I don't know. Bunch of moron trusted me without checking

Erc, please, act professional

When did you first start trying to sell your portion of haveno

<3​21bob321:monero.social> I heard that when the jet fund took off, you stopped working?

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> but now i have my own swimming pool. Right in my van

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Baller

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> that's exactly what happened. Only a moron would work 2 years for free because they believe in a project so much

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> so yeah gimme da money

When

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> Well. First i was afraid. I was petrified

3 months before ccs? 3 months after?

<n​ihilist:m.datura.network> Yea need to work with bounties. Only pay when the work is actually done

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> agree with both

<n​ihilist:m.datura.network> Yea need to work with bounties. Only pay when the work is actually done, should filter out scammers

when did you first approach someone to buy you out of haveno

Dont deflect and sing songs

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> it was 1789, France. The state was bankrupt

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> lot of guillottines in production tho

So youre just here to troll then

1. Your job isnt being discussed with these prs

2. You scammed your investors ans community

Your old* job

Not what what your goal is here. Do you want your old job back or something?

If so, go open a proposal

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> yeah i scammed everybody. You cannot really get a pool in your van without bending some rules. My dog doesn't look at me anymore, but i accept it

Are you living in, and consulting out of your van now?

Is that what youre trying to say?

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> The last 5 years i worked on Monero i did from my van. Nothing changed. Well, except the pool of course

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Hippie van?

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> yes. Made of flowers and weed

And you want to blame _______ for you closing ylur proposal?

You closed it on your own, remember

spat the dummy

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> i do remember my own actions sometimes.

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> i closed my proposal, asked another project if they were interested in my help. They did, and now i'm a real child!

You remember blocking me from reviewing your PRs?

You worked for firo BEFORE you left

Pinocchio

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> your problem is that you don't put effort in your lies.

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Rip commit history

Your nose is growing

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> you know what they say 😉

what month did you start working for firo

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> You make the claim, prove it my dear

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Oh i have meme for you

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> lol

<3​21bob321:monero.social> matrix.monero.social/_matrix/media/…ero.social/NJfmFDudUxvponSFqgEKtpcK

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> ErC, were Monero a chinese project, you'd have a crowd funded hitman on your ass

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> it's doing pretty well as it is 😛

<3​21bob321:monero.social> We have website maintainer job open

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Please apply within

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> Will do. I heard it's nice around here

It is

Improved as soon as you left

probably 5+ more contributors

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> wow. This is really an amazing place to be then

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Currently plowsof is interim and fixing previous maintainer issues

All credit goes to you

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> btw just so you are happy: I told luigi to not merge my css -> i asked firo if they were interested -> they were and i started contributing. That's it. You can start building your thing from here

If you hadnt left, we'd still have 2 efficiency problems to deal with instead of 1

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> thanks for fixing the issues i created

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Oh we have paper wallet merged now erc

1. you closed your ccs on your own, you didnt have to ask luigi

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Took one year to merge

2. You asked firo before you left monero

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> remember to go to 2 this time

Im on irc, dumbass. No linebreaks

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> too late

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> ah lol. Please don't treat me so badly. I have feelings you know?

Anyway, if you want your job back, you know where to apply. But you cant block me from reviewing your prs

kinda retarded child

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> actually you know i might have actually asked before if they were interested. I honestly didn't remember. I was definitely trying to get out at the point

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> oh no ☹️

how do you expect to get work done if you block reviewers?

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> i don't know, since that's definitely how things work

Clearly not cut out to coordinate

<c​t:xmr.mx> no need for review is work done is already perfect ofrnxmr

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> yeah 0 accomplishments

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> oh thank you ceetee.mx 🙂

<c​t:xmr.mx> no need for review if work done is already perfect ofrnxmr

True. And we all know that paper wallet wasnt full of spelling errors

No need to review anything. Erc is without flaws

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> yeah that was malicious af. Too bad yoy cought them

i wouldnt have if i didnt comare the diffs

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> o​frnxmr: well, i didn't expect that from you. Thanks 🙂

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> you are such a hacker

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Umm

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Haxxor

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> computerwiz

Phone*wiz

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> matrix.monero.social/_matrix/media/…matrix.org/dDktlSZsnWnkuQNEFbEGyHGO

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Twitter you friend again? Cause i saw the twitter comments when you shitted on the community. Backfire big time.

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> i'd say optimism

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> 10 billion with a b worth of sell pressure coming right up

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> > this kills the bullmarket

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> gotta be productive now. Was fun. Ciao ciao

<n​ihilist:m.datura.network> image.png

price talk should remain in -offtopic

literally no one was talking about price

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Monero-markets really

fuck i was wrong sorry

monerobull talked about price i derped

<3​21bob321:monero.social> -1000 on social credit score

you jabbed bad

<c​t:xmr.mx> >matrix.org joins the room

<c​t:xmr.mx> sus

<3​21bob321:monero.social> No u!

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Hi archiver

<c​t:xmr.mx> next meeting tomorrow or next week?

Tomorrow

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> o​frnxmr: i actually checked and you were right. I apologise. I did start working on Firo before leaving Monero. Don't know why you care, but yes.

No need to apologise

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> My honour imposes it sir!

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> ok i stop. Bye again. Take care

care is a strong word. "remember" is more accurate.

Cya

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> Why do you care that i started to work on Firo before leaving Monero for good? Is it unthinkable that i wanted to work on both and when i got tired of dealing with some people and an absent core team i left?

<e​rc:cryptoriot.org> who knows. To the next episode

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> you can leave for real now

"care is a strong word. "remember" is more accurate. " +1 to what MB said

<b​usyboredom:tchncs.de> It's been a long time coming, but AcceptXMR-Server (the standalone payment gateway) had its initial release last night 🚀

<b​usyboredom:tchncs.de> Setup, configuration, and API documentation is in the README here: github.com/busyboredom/acceptxmr/tree/main/server

<b​usyboredom:tchncs.de> Combination x84 and aarch64 docker builds are published here: hub.docker.com/r/busyboredom/acceptxmr

<b​usyboredom:tchncs.de> I believe this satisfies the first milestone (Dockerize AcceptXMR) (cc plowsof). I am now working on the second milestone of implementing a wordpress plugin.

<r​ottenwheel:kernal.eu> Ooohhh, nooo, poor me!!!

<b​usyboredom:tchncs.de> Version 0.14.0 of the AcceptXMR library was also published alongside the AcceptXMR-Server release. It includes a few API changes that made the development of AcceptXMR-Server much easier, and that should benefit developers of other payment gateways too: github.com/busyboredom/acceptxmr/releases/tag/v0.14.0

<b​usyboredom:tchncs.de> *developers of other AcceptXMR-based payment gateways, I mean.

"Ooohhh, nooo, poor me!!!"<< what?

busyboredom, did you see that there was a new ccs posted for another payment gateway? Any comments on it?

<b​usyboredom:tchncs.de> Oh neat nope I haven't seen it yet, I'll take a look

Thanks for the update busyboredom!

the COI section is the best

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> 10 billion with a b worth of sell pressure coming right up <= xmr minting bug round 2?

monerobull you’re missing a volatility buffer

these are tough times, maybe a 100% buffer would be good

exactly

make sock account then create an 'archive monero' ccs if you're feeling the pinch

<r​ottenwheel:kernal.eu> .bbl on it boss.

<r​ottenwheel:kernal.eu> 2 XMR with 69% buffer for volatility.

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> can i host a gittea instance for 100 xmr per year

lol

<h​ardenedsteel:monero.social> is "pulse of the community" becoming a meme? lol

As is “putting out fires”

<h​ardenedsteel:monero.social> finally..

Soon to be joined by “volatility buffer” :p

<m​mxxx:monero.social> Any update on monero.town?

It’s no longer throwing an error message, just a blank screen now. #progress

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> nah the server is shut down because it was still eating a lot of data and spamming logs

Ddos?

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> yea

<h​ardenedsteel:monero.social> the issue between matrix.org and monero.social seems to be solved

<3​21bob321:monero.social> I think when it floods it, it appears on matrix.org

How do you keep the pulse on a dead thing

Need to change "keep pulse" to "give cpr"

<p​lowsof:matrix.org> monerobull your front matter is making my eye twitch please fix plowsof.github.io/chatgpt-ccs-proposal-form.html

ngl it's pretty sad that we have to pay someone to kickstart a workgroup, regardless of who it is

<3​21bob321:monero.social> How come it has chatgpt in the link mr plowsof!

because it created most of it and i dont want to take all the credit

Plenty of work gets kickstarted for free. The problem is that it's hard to sustain that free labour. We have the CCS, but that also seems really difficult for some reason. it would be interesting to see what happened if we changed our mindset for the CCS to something more permissable. Try and get 90% of propsals through the ideas stage, instead of everyone trying to gate keep each other all the time in some weird tribal

polarisation fetish. I include myself in this gatekeeping criticism.

<m​onerobull:matrix.org> who the fuck puts the reset button where you would normally continue 😭

<3​21bob321:monero.social> Like everyone gets a participation badge ?

<d​iego:cypherstack.com> ah this again

geonic: I don't see it that way, it is a communist way to expect other people make the work for you (mean not literally you) without getting something in exchange, this socalist/communist mindset keeping goverment alive, making want other people to be your slaves (paying for the things you want). I think it is very sane to pay for value, I'm honestly shoked when I see how some people giving there time almost for free away, doing a lot of work and then

even take the heat people complaining what somebody did for far less like the value or even for free. I can't and won't affort working for free, time is limited, money not, and money is a exchange of energy. When you put in one form energy in something, should come at least the same amount of energy out of it (doesn't need to be monetary - but of worth). Expecting, people to make things for no compensation is in my view utterly wrong. IMO...