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N​orkle: How lo​ng is the word piece

5

Norkle: @bonuspot tipped 0.0000075 XMR to Norkle [e7bbe448] Wait ≈23 hrs 59 min before trying again. @bonuspot: 0.01517964

.join #tippero

apotheon: Access denied for join. Are you logged in?

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n​ioc: How many characters in b​lend

5

nioc: @bonuspot tipped 0.0000009 XMR to nioc [4649f7fd] Wait ≈23 hrs 58 min before trying again. @bonuspot: 0.01517874

might have enough to give away

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​Pny: How many characters in bel​t

4

Pny: @bonuspot tipped 0.0000056 XMR to Pny [70040f48] Wait ≈23 hrs 54 min before trying again. @bonuspot: 0.01517314

.bal xmr

PonyBlocks: 0.0000167 XMR (≈$0)

.raffle

PonyBlocks: No raffle is currently running

.raffle 0.0000167 xmr

PonyBlocks: You're entered! Entries: 1 of 5 Pot: 0.0000167 of 0.0000835 XMR [a1819d00]

Hi is there a good replacement for xmr.to? I really wish xmr.to didn't close down.

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m​uhkey: How many l​etters in pan

3

muhkey: @bonuspot tipped 0.0000041 XMR to muhkey [eb41cd27] Wait ≈1 day 1 min before trying again. @bonuspot: 0.01518574

Why does the Saviour of NASA take a group achievement award and present it as a proof of individual glory? twitter.com/hyc_symas/status/1203709575226183683

.duckcall

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.bef

.bang

muhkey: Empty.. Try .reload

.reload

muhkey: You're reloaded with 2 bullets & 2 treats.

.bang

muhkey: YOU GOT IT! Time: ≈13.35 sec Ratio: 3 of 3 Bullets: 1 of 2

.bang

muhkey: WTDuck you shootin at? They'll come when they're ready or try .duckcall

.duckcall

muhkey: No duck for you! (Try tomorrow or add a bribe to the call)

.bribe

.duckcallbribe

.duckcall bribe

muhkey: No duck for you! (Try tomorrow or add a bribe to the call)

fuck that stupid bot

worst bot in existence

.shrug

i cannot hold my contempt any longer

ahaha

.beg

muhkey: OOPS! 30 min penalty. 19 hours to go.

skam

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intr: Your default coin is now set to XMR. Change with coins command.

intr: No duck for you! (Try tomorrow or add a bribe to the call)

what is it even supposed to do

other than quack

I wanna bribe a duck :(

.halp

.help bribe

muhkey: I'm a cool multi-coin multi-platform bot by Bill48105. Docs: bill48105.github.io/wallet | My core commands: .balance .deposit .faucet .ping .soak .tip .val .withdraw | .help <games|share|misc|other> to see others | .help <cmd> for more details.

thanks

.help duck

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.help games

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ahhh .befr

to befriend ducks

because reasons

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intr: Help: .bj <bet> - Play Blackjack with 'bet' for chance to win

damn, no duck bj for me

lawl

you sure you want that tho ?

hmm

!faucet

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Mo​chi101: How many​ chars in tail

4

Mochi101: @bonuspot tipped 0.00002 XMR to Mochi101 [dc957a54] Wait ≈1 day 1 min before trying again. @bonuspot: 0.01516574

.bj 0.00002

Mochi101: Shuffling..

Mochi101: [J♠ A♦] 21 vs [9♥ K♦] 19 » 21!!! WON 0.00003 XMR! 0.00005 [f4068882][b18ae96d]

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p​arazyd: How many total letters or numbers in E​LAC

4

parazyd: @bonuspot tipped 0.0000033 XMR to parazyd [ceb4cbdd] Wait ≈23 hrs 59 min before trying again. @bonuspot: 0.01513244

There are multiple psychological hooks to keep Monero community members in place. Here is one:

Notice that Scientologists don't stand on street corners saying "Would you like to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Xenu?"

Put yourself instead in the shoes of someone who spent $10,000 and 2-3 years of their life on their courses

And you get a bunch of bad sci-fi - you have two choices:

- either swallow a very bitter pill that you wasted a pile of money and a portion of your life

- or swallow the sci-fi, and from that point on, you will swallow _anything_ they tell you.

In the cult trade that's called "insider doctrine".

Would you like to talk about our Lord and Saviour of NASA, Howard Chu?

so i have made xmr unbannable. what do? rehrar is stepping down, get me on board, that's your best option

SamPorter1984, who are you?

What do you mean you made it unbannable?

i have designed the most advanced god protocol to date, literal god

and, it's unstoppable. and it makes cryptocurrency in general unbannable, except it supports privacy, so all privacy coins will be unbannable too

so if it can be set up on tari, then you are set

but maybe even without that

also, i am not going to use my position to shill the project at all, i don't plan to even mention it, because it's main utility is maintaining constant hype around the project anyway

it's going to start soon

it's ok if xmr community won't welcome us

you will either join or join later

even if all of you are cia or whatever, you can't stop it even in it's inception

we don't even depend on google, we can include ban from google into roadmap as a joke

we have our own browser which requires some updates, but we can push that in no time if the need arises. and that will be enough for starters

SamPorter1984, sounds like maybe you're overstating it just a bit.

no Mochi101, it's the future!

it probably does sound like that, except it's real

>it's the future!

but unironically

allowing blockchain to develop was the best mistake elites could make. now this mistake is unfixable

SamPorter1984, what's the name of the project?

aletheo.net will give a quick overview

github.com/SamPorter1984/Aletheo/bl…pers/Aletheo%20Whitepaper%200.5.pdf will give a more detailed view

github.com/SamPorter1984/Aletheo/bl…papers/RAID%20whitepaper%20v0.2.pdf this is an old paper which was deleted from the folder for being cringe, but as time goes it seems like it's a mustread, actually the most important paper you may want to read on this. except it's really condenced, talks mostly about implications, and does not properly follow assumptions in philosophical sense

like if you choose to read the last paper, you need to at least start from the assumption that rational actors are predictable as long as we know which puzzle of facts these actors operate or their actions are observable. and the governments are probably the most predictable rational actors on earth, and since their actions are observable, we can recreate at least a blurry picture of a puzzle they recreate

so what i mean is that proper empirical research will save you from conspiracies. well, in fact it requires a book

so it's blockchain- oracle- agnostic project, being on tari would be really good

I'm skeptical.

then you will join later

Sounds like a bunch of bullshit when I read through it.

so it really needs a book then

Aletheo will do everything in it's power to make humanity immortal

combats poverty and therefore crime. In fact this active income model can completely solve poverty

yeah, so?

debate me after you have a read

solve poverty?

yeah, so

What about the people who choose to live in poverty?

that's rhetorics, not a question even

You're the one making the claim.

incentivized posting just means you'll get a lot of low quality posts

this active income model when it will be implemented to other protocols and other coins can actually do that

what, no

decentralized moderation will measure humanness

what

or else it will be overtaken by centralized ai

i honestly yet to find somebody having good arguments

Steem does incentivized posting.

people just don't argue after reading

possibly because none of it makes sense

because it sounds like bullshit... all fluff and no technicals

steem is a dead end, wasn't required to exist

^

that's my point

what exactly are you reading even, you want technicals on main page of the website or what

Maybe a little more than "God and Terry Davis"

One is dead and the other doesn't exist!

and then ETH

jfc

how can we debate if you compare aletheo to steem even

you are just embarrassing yourself like others

I built a unstoppable and unbannable protocol... buy my erc20 token.

blockchain-agnostic, oracle-agnostic

buy my token bro!

it has to start on ether obviously

you don't have to, we need founders who can read

you might find better luck with telemarketing

Cold calling grandmothers.

i came here not to shill my token

yeah you did

check xmr discord

You're right, I forced you to shill your shit token.

they have a discord?

i came here to say that i am your best option as community manager

lol

yeah

reminds me a bit of Urbit

$7k/month surely attracts new people here

i don't ask money for it though

your site asks for eth

and?

you pretty much are asking for money

you know what i mean

not asking for salary

no... tbh none of it makes sense

I don't think anyone here knows what you mean lol

Um I think your paragraph about the broken windows fallacy is factually incorrect... This fallacy is the idea that destroying things somehow increases prosperity. It is unrelated to ‘anxiety’.

uh, yeah, probably that one is a schizo, there are some other schizo statements. the thing is, it requires paper 0.6, so that it will be some blend of paper 0.5 and schizopaper 0.2

who wrote them?

because without schizopaper it just does not work

whatever he's smoking, I want some

I don't know if I could handle what he's smoking.

SamPorter1984: you should probably make an elevator pitch instead of throwing around incoherent 'white papers'

true, i must think of something, thanks

anyway, even if there is no frens with xmr, xmr will still benefit from aletheo raise as long as it supports any other untraceable protocol

it will just be meaningless to ban xmr if some other untraceable protocol is unbannable

I just have no idea what aletheo's selling point is

I don't think a ban of xmr will do much at all

people tend to want what they can't have

Like crack cocaine?

uh, it allows to engineer society, and all governments combined won't have enough government shills against that. however, aletheo is still regulatable to a point, and in fact is a stalemate, no first world country will ban it

Mochi101: precisely

basically a department that does not belong to any government

neet world order > new world order

so smart contracts as a form of governance?

decentralized god-emperor of mankind

I see why you have 1984 in your nick now

well, it's basically one of the very few use cases smart contracts have

legit usecases for smart contracts do exist, and this one is the best i could find

You could try shilling on pol or biz or something

it will be

but so far it sounds like a sci fi novel written by a teen on the strongest strand of weed known to man

no, code is actually above law

code will shape law

code is law! unless vitalik and his frens lose money, now vitalik is law

remind yourself about it in 5 years

no, code is law is an old paradigm

in fact bitcoin already shapes law, but this protocol can do it much more precisely

law in the form of regulations?

whatever can internet talk about

On a whole other note, does anyone know of a type of mobile wallet that does not run on a smartphone? One that allows for QR code scanning

I'm not the biggest fan of smartphones but mobile wallets make it tempting to get one, but purely for crypto wallets it's a little expensive

Do we really want code to be law?

what's so tempting about mobile wallets? never used one

portable, qr code scanning, point of sale

if you don't want it, then stop me

I thought you were unstoppable?

luckily I am the immovable object

come at me

maybe you will find a way. idk, thanks for the warm welcome. also i don't do weed, i am a schizo

try weed

to go completely nuts?

it'll sedate you most likely

otherwise try ritalin or something

my health does not allow

Try weed then.

Seriously, I even seen my grandmother smoke weed.

She's dead now.

ouch

But it's not from smoking weed.

did she choke on a white paper

decentralized blockchain is always a paradox as god protocol should be. the biggest network is usually the most secure, attracts more capital and gets even more secure. so it's a monopoly of sorts, except it isn't. same with decentralized monarchy. so i am totally ok with immovable objects

you just listen to me: i don't even need weed

Sounds authoritarian

but in all seriousness, my lungs are in a very bad shape

no, it sounds schizo. real capitalism wasn't even tried, your private property does not yet belong to you, it is allowed to be yours

you may be confused with anarchism

no, anarchism is division by zero

government is required

it will raise from any sort of anarcho-whatever naturally

so there is no point in removing that

just edit a bit

SamPorter1984: don't try weed if you're schizo

If only one of you gave Papa ChooChoo some TLC when I wrote a faster miner, instead of ignoring him, things could have happened differently np.reddit.com/r/Monero/comments/5lsfgt/_/dbz0jnp

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Me​tamorphosis: How long is the word a​part

5

Metamorphosis: @bonuspot tipped 0.00001 XMR to Metamorphosis [4743eeaa] Wait ≈23 hrs 53 min before trying again. @bonuspot: 0.01512244

.duckcall

Metamorphosis: ・゜゜・。。​・゜゜(')> 🦆 'QUACK QUACK!!'

.befr

Metamorphosis: IT GOBBLED THE TREAT! Time: ≈12.17 sec Lucky Duck! You get a XMR hug! Ratio: 76 of 84 Treats: 1 of 2